Top10 reasons not to go to a party at the MUW...EVER
10. We didnt get to meet Ginuwine
9. The party was at the Holiday Inn
8. The girls can beat you up
7. They dissed on Wade...bad
6. You have to drive home
5. The sports bar is in the tool shed in someone's backyard in the middle of the ghetto
4. You have to buy your own alcohol and pay to get in
3. The country station DJ
2. They're all lesbians anyway
...and this week's #1 reason never to go to a party at the MUW...EVER...
1. Its the friggin MUW!!!