Top10 fastest things known to man
10. Will in a handicapped stroller
9. a cheetah
8. Dodge Viper
7. Will and Hobbes shaggin ass outta Wal-Mart after the Heist
6. a speeding bullet
5. Cord runnin to the dorm after he's been drinkin
4. Jon's driving
3. Travis goin to Stacey's
2. Suttle residents running from the Po-po's
...and the #1 fastest thing known to man
1. EVAN!!!!(for an explanation...email me)