News from the month of February
Feb. 25, 2000 11:26am i havent done an update in a few days cuz i been busy...was gonna do a quote and song last night but the damn internet broke last night...anyway im goin home this weekend...ill try and do some updates if i can...internet is kinda unpredictable back home...later
Feb. 21, 2000 1:50am saturday night actually beat friday night for me anyway...we went to the Kappa Sig party and i must say that we all had a damn good time...our man of the day austin was severly inebriated before we even left...his dome light in his car was on cuz he hadnt turned it off and we told him to get out of wades car and turn it off so his battery doesnt die...he gets out and proceeds to yell at the car...whats he saying?..."GO OFF LIGHT!!!GO OFF!!!...pretty crazy huh...we make it to the party and its already rockin when we walk in...US was playin and they always attract a crowd...people are everywhere...the music is loud...know what that means?? will cant pimp around cuz he lost his voice the night before...how does he solve this?? i have to be his voice box and talk to all the girls for him like an interpreter...it was actually kinda cool...i told people he was a mute with the Mutes of America foundation and we needed to take pics of him and various beautiful women to go on the national ad campaign...this worked surprisingly well...about 15 minutes after we get to the party we're havin a good ole time when austin decides to dance with the girls stacey introduced us to...about this time stacey looks lovingly into travis's eyes and says...Austin has no game...Austin also has no recollection of the reason she said this but dont worry...the visual aids will be here tommorow...party goes on...blah blah...me and will go out to wades car for a minute and we see two girls drive up and park beside us...not bad lookin so we say hi...talk for a minute and find out the 2 chicks are sophomores...in high school dammit...i never ran so fast in all my life...PARENTS!!! where are you on that one???...anyway party ends and we hang around for a while cuz everybody else is...we got a pic with the band so we can say we met famous people but apparently we didnt have what it took to get a little more from the band...the devoted fans may remember wades chick from the W...she was at the party...after the party she was wearin the bass player's tie...then...she hooked up with the bass player...what did we get...a f***in drum stick...disappointed...im not sure...shocked...hell yea...that was wades chick...we did actually talk to her for a little while and i got kinda scared...she asked austin if he farmed...he said no and i popped up that i do...she says shes a good ole country girl(cant tell from the pic) and she loves those farmin boys from the delta...wades standin there lookin at me lookin at him...the only 2 times ive seen this girl she dissed on wade and hooked up with the drummer of the band...while we're standin there shootin the breeze...she jumps up and goes to talk to some guy and within 2 minutes shes hookin up with him...dammit...definitely time to leave this party...we geustins ramblin ass to the car and head for hardees...hardees is packed as hell at 3 in the mornin...we finally get some food and head across the street to crystal so we can eat inside...crystal is packed too...we sit down and the conversation begins...we're discussing some major issue like the rising oil prices or soethin when austin just says..."well i might be f***in Peter Pan"...just like that out of nowhere...after avery uneasy 10 seconds of silence we move on with our lives...we finally make it back to the dorm and austin decides he needs to smoke a cigar...of course no ones goin with him cuz its cold as balls outside...austin cant get back in cuz of the cardlock doors do he throws rocks at will and travis's window to get them to let him in...forget the fact that their window is open and all he has to do is yell at em...as if you didnt see it comin...austin cracks the window...twice...that was pretty much the end to the evening or morning i guess...got a lot of pics thatll be up tomorrow...lots of new stuff bein added tonight...later
Feb. 20, 2000 3:47am tonight we went to...aww hell i cant type right now...ill do this tomorrow sometime...later
Feb. 19, 2000 4:25am little side note...i tried to think of something cool to do after ricks but the only thing that came to mind was stalking somebody but thats not really my thing since the court order after the run in with the chickens and th...nevermind...guess ill have to think harder next time...
Feb. 19, 2000 2:24am tonight has been one helluva night...our good ole miss buddy austin came over and we had to show him a good time right???our good bud brought a couple fifths of whiskey with him to make sure we didnt let him down...to start the evening we have a tornado come through town and we have a big sausage party on the first floor...not good at all...after the tornado almost carried us all to never-never land i tried to order some food...the subzone guy got lost...three times...after i get my food i go to eat in will and travis's room but it was kinda hard to do with cheech, chong, austin(the doll molestor), and wade all singin along to every BSB and N'sync song they can possibly find...kinda scary that they knew the words so well...not only were they singing but it appeared they had coreographed some moves while i was waiting on Magellan, the delivery boy...scary, i know...they call me jealous and i guess deep inside i really am because its always been my dream to know the words and dances to all those songs...honestly...a few drinks later we're out in the hall throwin the football when travis spasms and hits the floor like a ton of bricks...somehow he makes it back up and we continue on...3 minutes later...same thing happens...grasshopper definitely needs another drink...we make it to Ricks after all the chickies finally get ready to go...will (complete in his chrome pants and blue shirt) and austin hook it up with 2 high school girls as soon as we walk in the damn door...other than that...Ricks really sucked...after ricks closes will wade and austin decide to ride around to find cool people like them...no luck so they go to walmart...on the way back to the dorm we get the quote of the day from Will so all the windows come down and wade stops on the side of the road...sometime during this ordeal will loses his hat...definitely the biggest tragedy of the evening...the evening finally draws to a close as will passes out hard on his bed with his 5 ft. Mt. Dew bottle(pic coming soon)...how can we top this??
Feb. 15, 2000 2:16pm been a few days since ive done news but not really that much goin on...valentines day sucked as always...got new pics up monday...we did a few commmercials for the site last night but they're all about 1 Meg in size so we're debating on what to do with em...they're funny as hell though so we'll try and shrink em and get em up on the page...time for me to get my thinkin cap on so...later
Feb. 11, 2000 1:03pm this is a quickie...nothin really new to report....im goin home for the weekend...dont try to stalk me cuz i live out in the country and itd be really obvious...happy birthday to will on the 12th...ill try and do updates this weekend but i cant promise anything....new pics coming monday....later
Feb. 10, 2000 12:14am if you havent checked out the sound bytes on the all about us page, check em out...we worked very hard on em...i think rj worked hardest....he kept wantin to do take after take until he got it right...new top10 list too...email questions or comments if you got em
Feb. 9, 2000 2:29am im gonna call tonights football game a moral victory...we did lose TECHNICALLY but only because RJ is too stupid to know you dont tie the flags together in flag football because they will toss you out of the game and threaten to have you arrested...on a lighter note...we did have a personal foul unsportsmanlike conduct for excessive celebration(no, not cuz rj was gone)...i got about 20 new pics up...hope you enjoy seeing them as much as we enjoyed shooting them...special thanks go out to TEE at Walmart and the guy from Alabama at Kroger...Will says he'll be pourin' out liquor for ya...later
Feb. 8, 2000 2:18am aight...we decided it was ok to cut the suspense and tell everyone that after we left kroger the naxt pictures we took were of us posin like ho's on a couple of the trucks at the Dodge place...some of you may think it was totally retarded and we are just a bunch of gay retarded dumbasses...well...you're right...BUT we are only doin it for the people who come to see the site...the regulars if you will(not Will, but will)...the Hobbesmaniacs...those are the people we strain our brains to the limit for everyday...finding halfway original material to liven up your day...i...im...imfeeling a little "veklempt"...talk amongst yeselves...ill give you a topic...the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, roman, nor an empire...discuss...later
Feb. 8, 2000 1:49am ummm...im actually afraid to tell you people what we've been doing for the last 2 hours...im having a hard time believing it myself...aww what the heck...since we were out and in the area and i just happened to have a camera with me, we stopped by our local friendly Kroger store...we took various pics of will pretending to be a disabled person shopping...since it was 1 in the morning the management didnt care too much(they even offered to let us race the carts)...this turned out to be enough for one week-night(or did it)...so we headed on back to The Tower of Terror...later today gonna get some snaps from the great town of Starkville then gonna get pics developed...youll all be happy to know(i hope) that pics will be going up starting Tuesday afternoon sometime...may take a little while to get everything in the right spot so bear with me(the hired help)...trust me when i say the pics will be worth the wait...later
Feb. 7, 2000 11:06pm we kicked Suttles ass in flag football tonight 38-0...the reason...the boys in suttle are just that...a bunch of little girly-boys...they didnt stand a dogs chance
Feb. 7, 2000 2:13am ok today sucked...i had to write a paper and study for a test so nothin really to report...got everybodies pic for the bio page...theyll be up as soon as we get em developed...yep we're old fashioned...later
Feb. 6, 2000 2:36am You people are gonna love this...we(me, will, and wade) go to a party at the MUW(after much debate and a coin toss) because we were invited...figuring these people will be nice since they invited us and all we finally head that way...when we got there we tried to find ginuwine since he was stayin there for his gig tomorrow but no luck...turns out there are only 20-30 people there(and thats after we show up)...we were there about 35 minutes havin a good ol time dancin when the dj(no band) calls last dance...after this we go to some sports bar that im not even going to talk about...we try to eat at the waffle house and huddle house but both are packed...finally we decide its best to head home with whatever it is we've got left(which wasnt much to start with)...moral of the story...never, and i mean NEVER, go to the MUW for a party when you could stay home and do something more interesting(this includes but is not limited to: watching cheese mold, watching grass grow, and beating yourself severly with heavy blunt objects)...we did take some pics...they'll be up prolly later on in the week sometimes...later
Feb. 5, 2000 1:00am We take a trip to Walmart and hold the place up(pics coming soon)...Will humps a sign...we catch people saran-wrapping a cannon, but they wont pose for a pic...so naturally Will does...keep your eye out for the "Sites of Starkvegas" coming soon...later
Feb. 4 2000 most of the day I started setting up my webpage today...I doubt seriously anyone saw it...if you did email me and I'll recognize you as the first visitor or something...my roomate took the time to "fix" the pic of RJ from Arkansas and the Goat...I laughed...umm..thats about it related to the page...later