Quote of the Day
Heres the place to find some of the most ignorant and most profound statements known to man...dont read too much in to these or you may go cross-eyed...
Oct. 02, 2000 - Cord - (while playing cards last night) i guess now we're even schmeven...
Sep. 11, 2000 - Jimmy Parking (im not actually sure who this is) - If you're gonna take the time to beat somebody to the ground, by God you kick 'em!!!
Sep. 08, 2000 - Will - (lookin at some girl playin pool at the landing last night) That girl must be a parkin ticket cuz shes got fine written all over her...
Apr. 28, 2000 - Matt - Im Darth Vader so you better take my helmet off and call me Daddy...(followed by complete silence then the sound of will running out of the room)
Apr. 17, 2000 - Hobbes - Way too much sausage here...(at the delta chi party where they felt the best way to promote fraternal brotherhoood at their party was to go down a big slide together naked)
Apr. 15, 2000 - Dave - Ive been hit on by 4 guys tonight
Apr. 4, 2000 - Anonymous - RJ...you look like a penis with ears
Mar. 28, 2000 - Hobbes - hey will, i bet you cant jump up and get on the second floor ledge...(check out the movies later tonight or tommorow)
Mar. 16, 2000 - Cliff Agnew - Oh yea...well people call me big A...little gnew!!
Feb. 28, 2000 - Dr. Evil - How bout nooo, Scott
Feb. 25, 2000 - Hobbes - If it aint broke, dont fix it (this is for whoever broke the internet last night...it was workin just fine)
Feb. 23, 2000 - Lord Helmet - Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb
Feb. 22, 2000 - Jimmy Wacker -(in a message for Will the Humping Machine) Although a sign might be a little rough on the penis, it is normal...
Feb. 21, 2000 - Stacey - (as Austin swings across the dance floor...)Austin has no game
Feb. 20, 2000 - Austin - I might be f****in Peter Pan...(dont ask, folks)
Feb. 19, 2000 - Little Willie Neill - Wuh...Will's gotta puke...
Feb. 18, 2000 - some queer guy playin b-ball against travis makin an attempt to talk some trash - You're full of testosterone...or maybe estrogen
Feb. 17, 2000 - Hobbes(on the far right) - (on the TV show where the chick married the millionaire)...I'd marry the bastard for $8 million dollars
Feb. 16, 2000 - David - Dont judge me(see #8 on the top10)
Feb. 15, 2000 - Pamaladogg - You are my sunshine, Justin.
Feb. 14, 2000 - Austin - Am I gonna have to turn gay to get married?
Feb. 12, 2000 - Calvin - I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humor! This is what entertainment is all about: Idiots, explosives and falling anvils.
Feb. 11, 2000 - Chris Rock - (on community college...) Here's 10 dollars, im gone get my learn on
Feb. 10, 2000 - RJ "FHAA" Maguire - Ill kick your ass, biotch!
Feb. 9, 2000 - Willie "The Humping Machine" Neill - Im bored as a 2x4
Feb. 8, 2000 - Jon "the Original Super Surfer Dude of Hightower" Godwin - No Travis...you are a bitch....huh huh
Feb. 7, 2000 - Brewer "Beeeeetch" Blessitt - If it aint good nuff fer yer famly, taint good nuff fer nobody