A Few Verbal Samples to Help Describe Us

pretty much sums it all up
get outta will's way...NOW!!!
dont F' with RJ


WARNING!! these next few sound files are funny as hell so dont get offended by anything...its all in good fun

you will need somethin like Winamp to listen to these

Commercials
nobody wanted to advertise on our site so we made our own
(im not really sure if its legal or not but all these sounds are mp3s so they wont be so big...i asked my neighborhood watcher or whatever the hell they're called on FC but i got no reply)

Silent Killer Cigarettes cigarettes for cool people
Scary Movie Trailer not just another scary movie...
Chipmunks Outtakes a side of the chipmunks you never heard before...order now
Gayorade quenches your manly thirst
Another Cigarette Ad if the chipmunks do it...shouldnt you??
Shed's Spread Country Cock "You need hot lovin to put it in the oven"
Badcock we lied...country cock is bad
Explosion sometimes you just cant hold it
Man-pons guys need all day protection too
The Muffdoctor Proud to serve you and you're muff anytime
Strap-On Tools catchy little tune...sing along