The Hobbes Top10 List
We at Hobbes Place feel it necessary to provide all of our friends a more personal Top10 than you can get anywhere else on the net...who isnt tired of the top10s that dog southerners and the ones that get repeated over and over again...then forwarded over and over again...then repeated over and...i think you know what i mean...we are dedicating ourselves mind, body and spir...ok just mind and body...to bringing you the best Top10 list that we can each and every week
This week....
Top10 phrases heard at the discovery of the $9.40 mystery phone call to Vanuatu...(for those who do not know...Vanuatu is an island in the Pacific that internet porn companies route calls through to rack up charges while you do...whatever)
10.is vanuatu a person or what??....travis
9.who the hell was on our phone at 3:30 on a monday morning??....justin
8.travis do you have asian family in vanuatu??...will
7.that was me, dammit!...ol'james...wait a minute...ol' james wasnt there....matter of fact i dont even know an ol' james
6.tranquillo amigo(translation: take it easy friend)...Jesus the cook
5.somebodys tryin to dick us on our phone bill...hobbes
4.i like math...will
3.ima go to bed now...cord
2.how do you pronounce that?...cord
...and the #1 phrase heard with the phone bill....
1.im sure some porn company charged me while i was masturbating like a fiend in front of my computer in my room with the door locked like i always do...Cord....oh wait....he didnt say that....thats what really happened