The Hobbes Top10 List
We at Hobbes Place feel it necessary to provide all of our friends a more personal Top10 than you can get anywhere else on the net...who isnt tired of the top10s that dog southerners and the ones that get repeated over and over again...then forwarded over and over again...then repeated over and...i think you know what i mean...we are dedicating ourselves mind, body and spir...ok just mind and body...to bringing you the best Top10 list that we can each and every week
Top10 Nasty Perverted Things
10. Makin out with Roxy the Dog...Brewer the Pre-Vet
9. shaving your head bald to where you look like a human penis
8. sex w/ farm animals
7. wearing a purple dildo around your neck...Leslie
6. Dating a 12 year old when your 16...Chester the Molester
5. a nude fraternity party with an open display of close brotherhood
4. Herpes of the mouth...?
3. habitual closet masturbation...Cord
2. Jokes about eatin' da poontang...?
...and the #1 Perverted Nasty Thing
1. "Eatin' Da Poon-Tang"...???